I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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