remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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