i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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