you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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