Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Your penis caused this!
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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