But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
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