I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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