His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
She even gives head with a lisp.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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