Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
