what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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