For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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