I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I enjoy the company of your penis
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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