Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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