SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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