I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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