He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
