I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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