I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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