Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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