ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
