The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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