If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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