There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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