More tranny stories later!
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Sorry about my life...
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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