Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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