But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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