none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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