So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I'm both gender and math confused
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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