The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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