It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
