Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
if i died would you start the facebook group?
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
