Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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