I'm drive I can fine osifer
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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