youre lurking in front of me
I wanna passion pit in your ass
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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