oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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