Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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