i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
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