why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I am one with the molecules
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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