So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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