it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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