its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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