thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Randomize
