I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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