If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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