Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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