The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Randomize