If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
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