And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
i think my cat just said my name.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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