I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Randomize
