I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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