What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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