Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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