hotel room ftw
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Randomize
