Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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